For those of you who suffered withdrawal symptoms on Monday, here are some job postings in Kertih (all in the same company), that li’l backwater in Terengganu. The job is to “provide Engineers for Migration to SAP ECC6 Upgrade”
- Rotating Engineer 2 persons
- Instrument Engineer 1 person
- Static Engineer 2 persons
- Control System / Safety System Engineer 1 person
- Analysis Engineer 1 person
- Electrical Engineer 2 persons
Requirements are:
- With minimum qualification of degree in respective discipline
- Working experience minimum of 3 years on Plant Environment
- Able to read and extract data from technical drawings.
(I didn’t set the requirements, so interpret as you will)
Your scope of work will be:
- Organizing data for Functional Location Hierarchy aligned with PETRONAS design
- Identify the Equipment class
- Determine MPLAN compliance to PETRONAS design
- Determine Task List compliance to PETRONAS design.
- Duration of Contract is estimated at 12 months.
Send CVs here. Now. You can attach a check if like.
And if there are 5 yr+ process engineers who want me to interview them, send your CVs to the same location as well.
Wata - Malaysian Oil and Gas Engineer 
I’ve got two engineers strapped to the Van de Graaf generator.
Can they qualify as static engineer?
Hutt-man: only if you turn Van de Graaf on… and earth the engineers.
Another way is strap one to the generator (without earthing), and the other opposite him. If the charge is high enough, you’ll see sparks fly….. Got the idea after watching one episode of mythbuster.
I wonder can I do that to my client by wiring a chair in the meeting room to a van de graaf on the roof…..