Tales from the Engineering Floor – Jabba’s Books


Jabba has decided to share his knowledge of the oil and gas industry with the world at large. Here are the first three books in the series:

If you want to place a pre-order, send a donation, and it will be taken off the price of the books when he ships. I’ll see if I can get some preview pages as well.

6 Responses to Tales from the Engineering Floor – Jabba’s Books

  1. jabbathehutt says:

    Readers, need to make an additional statement.

    1. The dynamic simulation book does not come with the crack software.

    2. The exorcism books comes with a reader do-it yourself kit, which include
    a. Two lime (limau kasturi)
    b. bag of kemeyan
    c. A banana tree trunk (for section on engineers resembling toyol)
    d. A baton (for whacking engineers pretending to be possessed.

    3. Fengshui for platforms comes with a life jacket (to jump off a non-auspicious platform). Jabba found that the word “Piper Alpha” when converted to numerology means “burn baby, burn!”

  2. boba fett says:

    gee.. was hoping to find “How to Pet a Sarlacc for Dummies” by Jabba.. too bad they only sell that online on Tatooine..

  3. jabbathehutt says:

    Hey boba! what are you talking about?

    Jabba was killed by a Sarlacc in tatooine. you can’t expect the malaysian jabba to get kill writing that book.

    Boba, on the other hand had a few brushes with sarlacc and lived to tell it…..

  4. Relax says:

    Oh man, I can’t wait to buy them all to fill up my public library

  5. boba fett says:

    Being in sarlacc gut at the sand dune was easy. Being in a separator vessel scraping gooey sand during offshore platform shutdown was worst!

  6. Jabbathehutt says:

    well, wait till u get into one of those storage tanks at a crude oil terminal. its not gooey sand, i think it has a mind of its own, waiting to swallow any unsuspecting star war character into the abyss.

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