Disclaimer: the job is NOT with Synergy.
A friend of mine is looking for a Mechanical Engineer. The permanent job will be with a multi-national production sharing contractor. Requirements: 10 years experience, no PE status necessary (grumble, grumble). I will vet the CVs before passing them on.
Send your CVs and bribes to fpso[attt]igl.com.my. Sorry, I meant send your CVs to the email address, send your gifts and trinkets to the Paypal button on the right.
Wata - Malaysian Oil and Gas Engineer 
trinkets? you should give them a proper list. Ja-hutt’s list include [choose from one of the following]:
1. Italian coffee machine with grinder
2. OSIM massage chair
3. Ferrari 911/ Aston Martin DB9
4. 90inch Samsung LCD TV
6. Bang and Olufsen Beo9000 series sound system
7. A new wife (specs upon request)
Jabba, new wife will go old in a couple of years. 😛 hehehe… stick to DB9 (though just recently, Top Gear’s host Harmon has labeled this as ‘uncool’ car much to Clarkson’s annoyance) 😉 Comes with customer made Italian leather seats that is soft to skin. Wonder it they make the body cover in leather as well 😉
I know.
With the softness of the leather, the only way i can really enjoy it is if I can feel the leather on my skin.
Don’t blame me if I drive the DB9 naked through town. now you know why….
I will not need an introduction then the next time I do see a naked guy driving a DB9 around the city. Word of caution: try not to ruin the Italian leather too fast. You know the skin is not as soft as the Italian leather . It can’t take all that stress 😛 Food for thought. Wakakaka….
Jabba: please excuse me if I decline to test drive your DB9…
you cannot decline because of association.
food for thought: would you not shake someone’s hand, because the hand has actually touch the guy’s body (especially parts where the sun never shines on)
hahahaha, i guess you won’t do handshake anymore.
Jabba has thick skin.
Jabba’s thick skin might just ruin the Italian leather. Word of advise to Jabba, please refrain from going naked whilst driving DB9. 😛 With the exception of hot football players with 6 packs 😉
i resent that. I WAS a hot football player with 6 packs.