Okay, here’s a random thought.
I accidentally bought an extra ticket for SW:TFA on 17th December, 11am at TGV Setiawalk. Write down your tales from the engineering floor below, and I’ll pick one person to send the ticket to on the 15th. That gives you just enough time to schedule a ‘meeting’ on the 17th morning.
Disclaimer – I am empowered to give the ticket to whoever I deem worthy. Complaints /dev/null.