Saturday Star 2009-12-19 – Job Opportunities


First off, if you need my help to submit your CVs, donate to the blog, and I’ll review your CV to see if it is worthy of my (and my associates’) expectations. If you can’t figure out how to donate, expect to be mocked.

  • First off, Synergy is looking for lead safety engineers, safety specialists, junior and lead process engineers and technical writers. We’re on an expansion drive, people! Visit the Synergy website for contact details. For leads, you need 5 years plus experience. Ah, heck. If you have more than 5 years experience in O&G, apply. If you have less than 5, send a donation to the offshore account, and still get abuse. For juniors, go pick up a copy of Cambridge’s ChemEng syallabus, and go study like the Tripods (all of them) are tomorrow. 
  • Our favourite Saudi recruiter, SABIC, is at it again. Saudi Yanbu Petrochem Company (YAMPET, there’s something you don’t say in polite company) is looking for a process trainer, production engineer and operations specialist.  You can apply via email here or here. Or key in your resumes online here.

Since I was on leave last week, I leave you with a few food photos.

15 Responses to Saturday Star 2009-12-19 – Job Opportunities

  1. Tali Kapal says:

    I saw Halliburton vacancies in the Star on this date..

    • Nchslrs says:

      What are the position available for Halliburton? Can you email me the advertisement? Thanks.

      • Wata says:

        nchslrs: this advert was one month ago. I can look in my archives, for a monetary fee of course. 3 transactions on my donation button should do it.

      • JabbatheHutt says:

        wow, wata, you are now the “kuli” of every single idiot to your site.

      • nchslrs says:

        JabbatheHutt, you are one of the idiot

      • JabbatheHutt says:

        well, that’s flattering.

        if that’s true, i am a f**king big idiot. think of this, i am having my holiday in Europe, flying business class, drinking champange (non-alcoholic), having a massage at a spa in Paris, and shopping in Milan.

        you, the smart one is working as a operator assistant washing toilet on a offshore rig, having nasi with fried fish for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. or maybe reading one month old advertisement, because the only newspaper you can afford is reading The Star from the nasi lemak packet.

        so much for being smart. i’d rather be an idiot then……

      • JabbatheHutt says:

        oh, by the way, i forgot to say, Jabba 1 – nchslve 0

        give us a witty comeback line. its no fun winning all the time.

  2. Harun says:

    Halliburton’s vacancies is only open for family members. ….Outsider is not allowed to apply…..

    • konda_kondi says:

      Harun,

      It is true??

      btw, halliburton’s mail box is already full in just one day..so fast like “pisang goreng panas” haha

  3. JabbatheHutt says:

    most vacancies are for family members anyway…..

    you don’t get anywhere without connections.

    • nchslrs says:

      Wata, this guy is idiot too and answering all the stupid things here. People not asking this guy but the most idiot guy in the world answering it. Wh*t the f*ck….

      • JabbatheHutt says:

        i guess he doesn’t know who i am.

        I agree, i maybe the most idiotic person, “answering all the stupid things” from nchslrs.

        I shouldn’t spend my weekends answering a guy looking for a job that is from December 2009 in 2010. hahahaha, if you’re that smart, i guess haliburton rejected the 1000 people applying for the job to wait for you.

        you know, this sort of answer actually make you more angry of me.

        anger, my boy, is the path to the dark side.

  4. FreeSpan says:

    Wth, such big mnc like halliburton also need cable ar?

    If MAS=Mesti Ada Saudara, then understood la

  5. JabbatheHutt says:

    not really that bad.

    but connections do help. no guarantee if your nephew only score a pass, while people are first class honours.

  6. JabbatheHutt says:

    oh, by the way, i guess people do enjoy seeing me piss little rascal like these for breakfast.

    Jabba is shameless, thick skin, and evil. (and my wife says i am childish too)

    Any attempt to insult me will give me more chance to have fun…….

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