I was standing outside Madam Kwan’s at Suria KLCC, waiting for a contact to do some afterhours dealings. Not wanting to be caught holding the bag alone, I invited a couple of engineers to come with me.
As we were early, I told my engineers to book a table inside, and gestured to them to go in first. I happened to be standing in front of the restaurant podium.
My gesturing must have been something, as after I send my engineers in, I turn around, and there’s this lass who says to me:
Table for two, please.
Good thing I didn’t charge her a RM20 booking fee and legged it. I pointed into the interior, she waltzed in, and probably gave hell about where her promised table was.
Restaurant host is now a new category in my CV.
Wata - Malaysian Oil and Gas Engineer 
hahaha.. always happen..