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The first advert is not in the Star. The intent is to form a full multi discipline project team for SKO pipeline rejuvanation. Among the activities anticipated will be deck extension, pipeline riser modification. Candidates have to perform engineering and design works, markup PFD P&ID layout design, in place analysis, structural integrity, equipment & line sizing etc. Positions open are:
- Mechanical engineer
- Structural engineer
- Process engineer
- Electrical engineer
- Instrument engineer
The advertiser is looking for engineers 3+ and above (sounds like a kindergarten). Anyhoo, contact ipsmalaysia.
- MMHE are looking for some design and construction folks in the oil & gas sector. They are also looking for people in the Marine Repair & Conversion. There was a walk-in interview session at the Impiana KLCC hotel, Mawar & Jasmine Rooms, Level 1 on the 27th and 28th May, 2011. Or you can visit the Jobstreet page.
- Murphy is looking for a development reservoir engineer, amongst others. Apply here.
- Kebabangan Petroleum Operating Company (KPOC to friends) has a two-page spread. I presume they are now moving into hookup and commissioning? Anyhow, the posts that they hope to fill are: Project HSE Manager, Construction Eng, Engineering Coordinator, Construction Supervisor, (E&I), Construction Supervisor (Mechanical), Construction Supervisor (Living Quarters), Snr Telecommunication Engineer, Senior Pipelines Installation Engineer, Senior Contract Specialist, Well Engineering HSE Engineer, Controls &Instrumentation Mentor, Electric Mentor, Operation Planner, Offshore Production Supervisor, Offshore Maintenance Supervisor. Please apply here, or snail mail to: Kebabangan Petroleum Operating Comp Sdn Bhd, Level 52, Tower 2, PETRONAS Twin Towers, KLCC, 50088 KL, Malaysia.
- Talisman is looking for a Senior Electrical Engineer. Apply here, and visit their site.
Here are some books from the CCPS:
Guidelines for Safe and Reliable Instrumented Protective Systems
Incidents That Define Process Safety (CCPS Concept Books)
Guidelines for Process Hazards Analysis (PHA, HAZOP), Hazards Identification, and Risk Analysis
I would recommend reading the Gauss facts. If you don’t ROTFL, I can explain, at one donation per fact.
Wata - Malaysian Oil and Gas Engineer 
Waaaaa interesting. Thank you – sounds like GE is getting closer and closer. Have make-up my mind. Resign and work at fast food restaurant. By theory Malaysian loves to eat outside especially fast-food restaurant. Therefore – permintaan sentiasa ada. End result “More stable”.
Ko memang poyo. Ayat nak bangga diri. mcm la ko dulu start keja terus 10 tahun experience.
Tariq Ziyad,
Kalau mau pakai Boso Jowo, pegi Jawa aje…. bahlul.
So what, I have the experience, and you don’t have. You think I was born with 10 yrs experience? No. I have the right attitude. People like you are a disgrace to the industry.
Again, you are an idiot.
Umat Akhir Zaman.
terlalu taksub dengan Dunia. taksub dengan System ciptaan syaitan yang dibanggakan.
Islam ditinggalkan Jauh. Kerja, wang, pangkat dijadikan tuhan.
Bangga diri bila pangkat tinggi. Angkuh dengan diri yang dianggap “bijak” , “genius” dengan pengiktirafan dari system ciptaan dajjal & Syaitan. Tapi Akhirat apa yang dihitung??
Nasihat saya, tinggi mana pun pangkat dan jawatan kita, ingat bila kita Mati nnt, kita hanya tinggal amalan sebagai bekalan. Bukan pangkat, gaji ataupun Skill dalam bidang engineering. Tak kemana ilmu “engineering” yang dibanggakan tu. hanya bayangan untuk kelalaian manusia.
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kite hidup pada zaman
Orang “bijak” lalai dalam mencari pangkat kesenangan dunia
Orang “bodoh” lalai dalam mencari jalan keluar dari kesempitan dunia.
hanya
bagus, biar monyet macam kau ini mencari jalan keluar dari kesempitan dunia. kalau mau nasihat genius, engkau masuk tandas KLCC, kepala masuk jamban dan flush sekali. engkau akan rasa basah dan refreshing kerana sudah keluar dari kesempitan.
saya aje yang terus menderita makan di JW Marriott buffet sambil menangis merasa kepahitam hidup dalam sebuah ferrari.
Haha. Inilah bila manusia Kufur dengan nikmat dunia.
JW marriot , ferarri juga yang diingat. Ingt JW Marriot & Ferrari boleh bawak bila mati nanti.
Keturunan apa kamu ni? Adakah kamu masih ISlam? Mengucaplah. Istighfarlah.Jangan sampai kata2 kamu sebabkan akidah kamu jatuh.
AKu x rasa kesempitan. aku mampu beli sebuah ferrari. tapi bukan dari kerja aku dlm oil & gas. tapi dari bisnes aku yang jauh lagi bagus incomenya. aku rasa kau x mampu lagi selagi kamu makan gaji, walaupun berpangkat tinggi.
tapi semua ni hanya didunia. kalau x mampun bawa satu sen pun ke akhirat kelak. bukan jumlah harta yang akan ditanya oleh mungkar & nangkir.
Orang mcm kamu ni la yang merosakkan akidah2 orang2 islam. menyesatkan orang2 muda.
HIDUP KAMU BERTUHANKAN DUIT, HARTA DAN KEMEWAHAN SEDANGKAN KAMU MENGAKU ISLAM.!!
Some people work for “the money” and some people work for “the pride” .. and I .. work for “the pride”. As well as proud to be the “knowledge worker” in this industry.
haha..too emoo..remember…dunia jambatan akhirat..the first verse is..’bacalah”..the keys of ibadat is taharah..all we doing is fifayah..the only wrong is takabur with knowledge..knowledge is cahaya..and cahaya takkan singah di hati yg gelap..
Hess,
There’s no right or wrong here. Some people work for “the money” and some people work for “the pride”.
Like the “Great Caliph” says:
“Cari harta dunia macam tak ingat mati, tetapi beramal macam nak mati esok”.
Smile and adios.
yeah..you’re right…I wonder Najib workin for what? for pride or rakyat..but I sure rosmah for Prada…to tariq..chillout dude…jabba try tell “somethin” from spicy and hot of budu and belacan..and salt mine.
Hess,
Najib + Rosmah. Not relevant (out of topic). By the way, its up to her if she wants to spend her’s husband money the way she likes. Don’t get me wrong here.:P
try to cool down nuclear leaking right now..by divert the spill t najib & rosmah…
heh..respect of bro Tariq..nawaitu keje apapun kene betol.kalau setakat untuk bermegah2 dengan kekayaan, sekali je Tuhan tarik, memang menangis menderita makan di JW Marriott dengan tangan kudung dan merasa kesempitan dalam Ferari yg remuk dilanggar lori balak..ish3x..memang sempit..
to yg terasa, please jangan perkecil-kecilkan kami yg fresh grade, yg tak ada experince ni..coz satu hari nanti, kami yg muda ini yg akan menggalikan liang lahad untuk kamu..paling tidak pon yg akan menyedekahkan Al fatihah buatmu..peace..
Saya confirm masuk neraka.
Saya suka :
a. filem lucah
b. perempuan seksi
by the way, i know my liang lahad already digali. lebih baik enjoy sekarang aje…. hohoho…..
anyway, saya juga dalam bisnis, bukan makan gaji semata-mata, jadi bolehlah kaya…..
for all out there, we are all here for something, your benchmark is different from me, so let it be. don’t impose your standard to me. mine’s money, and money, and money
Anyway, i don’t perkecil fresh grad, its their thinking that i ridicule. some are good, most are bad, and i’ve sack many of them. the good ones are earninng good salary under me…..
Let me ajar one proverb;
Fox and the sour grapes….
Jangan mimpi lah saya dlm ferrari remuk….. itu fikiran untuk sagu ati aje…. hoohhohhooo… takpe…. just terus fikir begitu, mungkin itu adalah jalan keluar terbaik untukmu (sounds like a lyric for a song kan? maybe i should start singing…. )
lihat dari segi respon, macam bukan muslim..hohoho..what a waste time for brain wash session..sori jabba..wrong person..adios.
hohoho, sudah waste time brain washing.
tapi brain aku tak perlu diwash…. brain ini permanently corrupted.
just out of fun, there is this website 419eater.com
what they do is they waste those nigerian scammer’s time at that website. I am doing the same to this joker. By wasting his time on replying to me, I can prevent him from brainwashing other ppl. smart kan?
err..nope..hati suda kotor n minda suda rosak.smart ke hape..huhu..
Woohooo, the space is getting hot now haha. I laughed reading at these. I still cant understand why tariq gets so annoyed, from his comment, i cant see anything writen in this entry sound “poyo” and “bangga diri”. Chillout dude. Why is the sudden burst there.
Some people don’t get jabba is just trolling
The more I read the comments from this post, the more stupid I become. For me , JabbaTheHut just being critical here while others – already qualified for “imam muda” candidates. I already sending my application to fast-food chains restaurant to become ‘service crew’. Again more “stable”.
Hahaha
Anyway, I’m expert in trolling.
I actually have a few troll in my salt mine. I am quite cool, as the salt mine never see’s the sunlight, so its about 15 degree cooler than surface temperature.
Ha ha ..
You see how’s ‘critical’ he can be? Expert in trolling. It means that he is well experienced in this business. My personal guess 20++ years in vast experience – Correct me if wrong the Jabbathehut. I .. however still in learning curve in ‘profilling’.
p/s
Can’t take my eyes off from the cashier ..young and pretty
hans: how did a cashier come into this thread? And did you get her phone number?
oooh, young and lovely cashier…..
anyway, i believe the prettiest girls are from Sabah/Sarawak – Ipoh – Kelantan/Trengganu.
Reminds me of a docu-movie : “Supersize me”
That’s a good one for anyone working in fast food industry