Thought I’d start some discussions on what you can get during your annual company meet / CEO address / town hall meeting:
- ExxonMobil Malaysia Exploration and Production Malaysia Inc (EMEPMI) staff got a iPod. Granted, it was the coincidence of the Employee forum, 45 years of Esso in Malaysia, and the award of a new 25 year PSC.
- Talisman Malaysia Ltd staff received an MP4 player.
- Carigali Hess received … nothing.
- Newfield staff were treated to lunch at the Malaysia Petroleum Club. Excellent view of the KL panorama, I might add.
- Berwanger received Jusco voucers.
- Rumour has it the Enserve staff got Tag Heuer watches (pest control company, I believe.) . As a side note, EMEPMI staff who contributed most to promoting safety received Tissot watches.
- Shell Global Solutions staff received a mug with the company charter on it (sigh…)
- Poyry Energy were given t-shirts during the annual retreat.
- Deleum received nothing. (Deleum is the listed holding company of Delcom).
Wata - Malaysian Oil and Gas Engineer 
Let Jabba comment;
EMEPMI – only for managers or everyone. If so, is it an iPod iTouch or iShuffle, or iSuffer model
Talisman – mp4 player? r u sure its not mp3? creative/zen or samsung?
Carigali HESS – hahahahhaaaa, did they find oil this year?
Newfield – lunch at Petroleum Club? not bad. expensive food at 32 floor. Just like IGL when they started.
Berwanger- Jusco coupons. how much? RM5 with a free pack of toothpick
Enserve – how many staff got the watchs?
SGS – you’re lucky u got a mug. when i was with shell, the only thing i got was a free bottle of coke when the big man visited. Well, i did get a pair of safety shoes, coverall and a hard hat with shell logo on it (Which i returned. i reckon wearing it in nigeria is similar to saying “kidnap me!”)
Poyry – cheapskate. hahahaaa. Wata, remember they won’t even give us the globe (for door gift)? I still remember we only has 6 staff then. but i got a cap with IGL sown on in the colour of bird droppings…. pale green …. sent from perth…. and a T-shirt the size of my underwear. I wonder how CB got into the shirt.
What does Jabba give his retinue?
Wata just realised. The normal Petroleum Club is on the 42nd floor of the Petronas Twin Towers. Jabba must be running his own private den on the 32nd floor. Or is that as high as the repulsor sled goes?
Darth Lords probably use the broom closet, as there can only be two of them at a time.
Damm, Wata found out about my private den on the 32nd floor. Well, we have it 10 floors below the bridge, so we can hang a wire and swing our slave across just for fun and amusement.
Jabba gave all my slave a lump of rock salt for the annual dinner. It does come in handy, as the work conditions are bad, and they sweat a lot. keeps mineral content stable in their body.
Mp3 players are useless to my retinue, as they have to generate their own power using human powered generator. have you seen slaves running around in circles pushing the shaft of a powergen to power their ipods? its funny. But hey, i like Chevron’s corporate motto, Human Energy…. that’s what it’s all about.
Watches are useless, as the sun never shine where they work.